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rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via the-girl-who-keeps-running)

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

(via fossilizedfandoms)

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers, via ruinedchildhood)

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

(via potterfanciesevans)

imaginedetectives:

okay so in the bbc sherlock universe sherlock is totally a celebrity so imagine someone like darren brown or someone idk doing the ice bucket challenge and nominating sherlock holmes and john finds it on the internet and goes ‘you have to do this’ and lestrade practically breaks down the door volunteering to film it on his phone

(via theoldgods)

Xander+no homo moments, requested by theblutomato

(Source: katthedemonslayer, via slayer-of-the-vampyres)

jiinsy:

One page comic for the anthology my class is putting together about mythological creatures doing mundane activities, like a siren singing in the shower! I don’t know if it’s super clear, but she actually has a rock to sit on in her little tub thing. 

jiinsy:

One page comic for the anthology my class is putting together about mythological creatures doing mundane activities, like a siren singing in the shower! I don’t know if it’s super clear, but she actually has a rock to sit on in her little tub thing. 

(via ardentlyargent)